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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Children are all foreigners.
Quote #22448
Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
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Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp...
Quote #5122
My boy will learn by what I am and what I do far more...
Quote #9252
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to...
Quote #3552
Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the...
Quote #24072
In reviling, it is not necessary to prepare a preliminary draft.
Quote #16579
I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs,...