Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Quote #1978
Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #21107
My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #15936
An inch of time cannot be bought with an inch of gold.
Quote #13901
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a complete...
Quote #18489
Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
Quote #3938
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...