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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
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Fashon is the abortive issue of vain ostentation and exclusive egotism it is haughty,...
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more...
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...