Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often...
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
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If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #8332
“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #16392
Courage is not the absence of fear, but the conquest of it.