Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Alice Thomas Ellis Quote #15990 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Swingers Quote #21661 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Trent I’m telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
Unknown Quote #32317 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...
Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless" Quote #6296 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Mark Twain Quote #6698 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Robin Green Quote #34023 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28166 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Stephen Leacock Quote #1996 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of...
John Ernst Steinbeck Quote #31855 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts, perhaps the fear of a loss of power.