Quote #1812
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.
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What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #21261
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is...
Quote #10139
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
Quote #21960
The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly emunerative...
Quote #31427
Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit for without...
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
Quote #12374
There are always reasons for murdering a man. But there is no justification for...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...