Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #19173
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #16244
God is a thing that thinks.
Quote #28790
You’ve got to love what you’re doing. If you love it, you can overcome...
Quote #7601
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and...
Quote #30839
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
Quote #26992
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...