Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #18339
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #903
I know nothing.
Quote #23497
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #17537
Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.
Quote #24579
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be...
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #724
When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you...
Quote #26920
Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan...