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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #15191
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Quote #4745
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
Quote #34869
Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #4566
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
Quote #30036
The road to success is always under construction.