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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
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No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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To act from pure benevolence is not possible for finite beings. Human benevolence is...
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A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or...
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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence...