Quote #11723
Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #9169
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
Quote #13826
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #11310
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #23368
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we...
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.