Quote #3096
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
Quote #24031
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #16176
When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes...
Quote #19890
We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence...
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #25244
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #4635
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.