Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that...
Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #29472
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...
Quote #9372
I stand in awe of my body.
Quote #8580
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we...
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #13085
Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...