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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
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The first and great commandment is Don’t let them scare you.
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have...
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
Quote #11098
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...