Quote #25294
When you’re through changing, you’re through.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Quote #24855
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation if there should be such a...
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #24658
The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self,...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #9308
Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
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Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others...
Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.