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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide...
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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The artist is the confidant of nature, flowers carry on dialogues with him through...
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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
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There is a law that man should love his neighbor as himself. In a...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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Whoever is open, loyal, true of humane and affable demeanour honourable himself, and in...