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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn...
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On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra....
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Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...
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How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a thankless child
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...