Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #21313
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations....
Quote #20450
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Quote #13774
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #21791
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so...
Quote #27237
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #25859
The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly...