Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #32835
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #17272
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #31908
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #7261
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that...