Quote #6490
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #30448
To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #13286
When you tell the truth, people listen.
Quote #28403
Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #23461
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...
Quote #11967
Winter is come and gone, But grief returns with the revolving year.