Quote #16749
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
Quote #34001
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
Quote #24935
As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
Quote #29185
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #17638
In peace, children inter their parents war violates the order of nature and causes...
Quote #22976
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #20915
O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Quote #2376
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...