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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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To know one thing, you must know the opposite.
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
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It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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He who begins many things finishes but few.
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...