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I’m tired of Love I’m still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me...
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I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
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It is very important to make sure the person you’re marrying is like minded....
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
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History is a set of lies agreed upon.