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If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
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Don’t worry about your originality. You couldn’t get rid of it even if you...
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He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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#3528. The law respects form less than substance.
Quote #3296
More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`