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When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir You know...
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The home is the chief school of human virtues.
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to...
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This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. Regardless of what you are doing,...
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I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...