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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have...
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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Life is eating us up. We shall be fables presently. Keep cool it will...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...