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America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress....
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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One ought never to turn one’s back on a threatened danger and try to...
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The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
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If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person’s mind begins to...