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If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art...
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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
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What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
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If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
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The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
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You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything...
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I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more...
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.