Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #3968
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Quote #29824
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I...
Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #30160
There are two kinds of adventurers those who go truly hoping to find adventure...
Quote #23864
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...