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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your...
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If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as...
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The holiest of holidays are those Kept by ourselves in silence and apart The...
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
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He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a...
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There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the...