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In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
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My teen angst has a body count.
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for...
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With reasonable men I will reason with humane men I will plea but to...
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Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself,...