George Burns Quote #5598 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Mark Twain Quote #6533 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Helen Hayes Quote #10071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that achievement is...
W. Edwards Deming Quote #1612 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
W. S. Gilbert Quote #33991 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.
Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Quote #3360 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Heraclitus Quote #28613 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at...
Ronald Firbank Quote #3336 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Rita Rudner Quote #31343 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Mel Brooks Quote #6066 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is just another defense against the universe.