Quote #18286
The moment you’re born you’re done for.
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #10174
Some people walk in the rain? others just get wet?
Quote #20997
Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #26891
There are no athiests in foxholes.
Quote #14487
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less...
Quote #24780
I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had...
Quote #10398
Ultimately nature and events are largely what our imaginations make them out to be.