Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #6473
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic...
Quote #22448
Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #34521
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #1888
Grief is a species of idleness.
Quote #12166
One thing we know for sure is that change is certain, progress is not.
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #12387
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...