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Desires are the pulses of the soul; as physicians judge by the appetite, so...
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Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
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Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
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American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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The man who goes alone can start today but he who travels with another...
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...