Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28324 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Mark Twain Quote #13688 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Dame Edna Everage, In a television interview with Joan Rivers Quote #8293 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
Jules Feiffer Quote #8612 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise,...
George Bernard Shaw Quote #2139 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Mary Hemingway Quote #28597 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
Shelley Winters Quote #6191 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Miguel de Cervantes Quote #24481 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase
Clare Booth Luce, in H. Faber, The Book of Laws, 1980 Quote #1554 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No good deed goes unpunished.
George Herbert Walker Bush Quote #26195 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We...