Quote #447
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
Quote #15863
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
Quote #17651
Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I’ll have...
Quote #20841
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #26204
Morality, taken as apart from religion, is but another name for decency in sin....
Quote #17296
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to...
Quote #9130
In summer, the song sings itself.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #13193
An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.