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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Never give advice in a crowd.
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It is easy to go down into Hell night and day, the gates of...
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We love in others what we lack ourselves, and would be everything but what...
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The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #27125
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
Quote #12370
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...