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High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad.
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The basic purpose of a liberal arts education is to liberate the human being...
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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #25358
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #17589
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.
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We lift ourselves by our thought, we climb upon our vision of ourselves. If...
Quote #7795
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....