Quote #12617
It?s utterly impossible for me to build my life on a foundation of chaos,...
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When one’s ill or unhappy, one needs something outside oneself to hold one up....
Quote #27603
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
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?instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID cards as the...
Quote #28131
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #32365
Formal education will earn you a living, self-education make you a fortune.