Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #18687
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #16402
Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can’t...
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #7703
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #2410
Conscience and cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade-name of the...
Quote #3751
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and...