Quote #3023
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #23334
This administration is totally colorblind.
Quote #24731
Sweet is a grief well ended.
Quote #282
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they...
Quote #27631
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #32801
The plural of anecdote is data.
Quote #32445
War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #23184
Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited...