Quote #33337
No moral system can rest solely on authority.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
Quote #34777
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #7243
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Quote #8558
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret...
Quote #22118
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #4556
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
Quote #3425
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that,...
Quote #29840
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...