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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
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It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
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A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord...
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History is bunk.
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Ideals are like stars. You will not succeed in touching them with your hands....
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.