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Do what you can with what you have where you are.
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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #30562
This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past....
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #20109
I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish...
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...