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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart...
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
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What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Happiness cannot be found–it must be created anew everyday.
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Blessed is the man who has some congenial work, some occupation in which he...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.