Quote #26561
Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #26242
Gallia est omnis divisa in partres tres. (All Gaul is divided into three parts)
Quote #26908
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There...
Quote #7536
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
Quote #20822
Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost...
Quote #33029
Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...