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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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Common sense is as rare as genius.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
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I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #8591
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #32417
If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault If he betrays you twice, it’s...