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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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I married beneath me. All women do.
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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to...
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Give all to love; obey thy heart.