Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #1241
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
Quote #27365
A man of a right spirit is not a man of narrow and private...
Quote #22637
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
Quote #33962
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
Quote #2150
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #8140
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #1022
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...